Dear neighbor:

Your liberal use of fabric softener has almost knocked me unconscious. When we moved into the apartment above the laundry room, I knew I was signing on for a certain amount of dryer exhaust to seep through my open windows, and our bedroom regularly fills with eau d’laundree. But today the scent is so overpowering it smells like I’m sitting in a bath of fabric softener. Or doing lines of Downy like I was Lindsay Lohan on a bender.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s